Enemy

Man's greatest enemy is alcohol, but the Bible says,

"Love thy enemy!".

Love or Arranged?

Its funny when people debate over love marriage vs

arranged marriage.

Its like asking them if they did like to hang

themselves or shoot their brains out.

Diwali

Two sardars talking during diwali

1st: Jab phatake phut te hai to Pahle light dhekhai

deti hai phir awaz, aisa kyon ?

2nd: Kyonki hamari aankh aage hai aur kaan piche

Love vs. Friendship

Luv Starts with a Smile

Grows with a Kiss & Ends with a Tear

But

Frendship..Starts with Eyes

Grows with an understanding & Ends with

DEATH.....!

Population

Teacher was teaching population control she said that every 10 seconds a lady is giving birth in India. Sardar says we must find that lady and stop her!

Save Water!

Good Morning!

Date   : x

Month  : xx

Year   : xxxx

Day    : xxx



Today's Message"SAVE WATER". So, Don't TAKE BATH...as usual

Problems with money

Money can buy a house, a home, a bed but not sleep.



Money is ugly it causes pain & suffering.



Send me all your money & be happy.

My wish

God granted me 1 wish. I asked 4 WORLD PEACE.he said its impossible please ask 4 something else, I asked him2make u intelligent, He said "Wait-let me try world peace"

Love vs. Arranged

Why is love marriage better than arrange?

     because a known devil is much better than unknown devil.

My Marriage

I am getting married next Wednesday. Sorry 2 inform u in cell. I am inviting only few people. there"ll b a small party. Don't bring any gift. Just bring someone to MARRY ME.

Call Me

If One day You like Crying....

Call Me

I don't Promise that I will make You laugh

But I can Cry with You.



If One day You want to Run away....

Don't be afraid to call Me

I don't Promise to ask You to stop..

But I can Run with You.



If One day You don't want to Listen to Anybody....

Call Me,

I Promise to be there for You..

And I Promise to be very quiet.



But if One day You Call....

And there is no answer....

Come fast to see Me

Perhaps I need You.

One Liners

Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'



I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.



Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.



I've never been drunk, but often I've been over served.



The road to success is always under construction.



I say no to drugs -- they just don't listen!



Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.



Work is fine if it doesn't take up too much of your time.



When every thing's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.



Everyone has a photographic memory; some people just don't have film.



Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.



Smile -- it makes people wonder what you're up to.



I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.

Oye mere yaar!

Oye mere yaar dildar,

Meri ferrari car,

Mere mann ke taar,

Meri roti ka achaar,

Meri motiyo ke haar,

Mere dil ka karar,

Miss you lot yaar!



Chal 1 sms to kar de yaar!

Indian woman to fly

Who was the first Indian woman to fly?



Guess??



It was Sita, in Ravan airlines... :)



Happy Sri Rama Navami!

Haalat

Kya haalat ho gayi hain zamane ki,

sabko aadat hai paise bachane ki,

sms to company waalon ne kab ka 1ps kar diya,

lekin aadat nahin sudhri chillar bachane ki!

Good Professional

To be a good professional in life, Always start to study late for the exams.



Because it teaches how to manage "Time", do large things within small time with "Smart Work", "Group Discussions", perform under "Pressure", "Interpreting Statistics" (Previous question papers) and tackle "Emergencies"!

Go to Hell!

Just go to hell...!



Yes U.. I am talking to U!



B'coz only you can change hell into heaven with your lovely smile.. :)

I'm worried...

No messages...

No phone...

No missed call..



I'm a bit tensed. What happened??



Are you caught by the Zoo staff again??!!

Height of Hope

Q: What's the height of hope?



A: Holding the question paper in hand and telling, "Dude, don't worry.. Exams will get postponed!!"

Call Centres / Software Industry

Midnite coffees, B'day bumps, accentuated english, dashing clothes, irate customers, fm in cabs, so much money, so little time, late night parties, mugs of beer, crush on TLs, fight for appraisals, die-hard friendships, tears for love, nothing missing, just everything is... People call it Call centres. We call it LIFE!

Pressure

There is no oil if olives are not squeezed, No wine if grapes are not pressed, No perfume if flowers are not crushed...If you felt any pressure, it is to extract the best from you...

Forgiveness

When asked "What is forgiveness?", A little girl gave this lovely reply...



"It's the pleasant smell that a flower gives when it's being crushed!"

Nirma

Washing powder nirma,

Washing powder nirma,

doodh ki saphedi,

nirma se ayegi,

rageen kapada mila mila merisayi,

sub ki pasand nirma..



he he paagal log kuch bhi bhejo padhenge!