Receives...

Heart receives feelings,



Mind receives wisdom,



Hand receives gifts,



and only special people receive my sms...

Engineering

Are you a high scoring student..?

Bored of getting good marks...?



Try engineering

marks se no marks thak


fark dekhiye sirf
ek semester mein...!!

Coconuts

According to the agriculture department, there are 208536475 coconut tress in our state. My question is, why doesn't atleast one coconut fall on your head? 4 not messaging me..

Smart and Lazy

What is the difference between smart and lazy?? Guess??

Don't know? It's simple yaar, smart persons sends SMS, lazy persons keep reading them. Smart bano yaar!

Women's Day

Why world celebrating one day as Women's day?

Because not all days for women. Rest of the days, all are for men. So let's wish them happy International women's day.

Fun

There is no pleasure in nothing in to do. The fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.

Please

Did I do anything wrong?

Then why are you avoiding me?

Atleast remember me once in a week yaar.. It's really hurting.



With luv,
urs
Tooth brush

Fanaa Shayari

Naam liya mera unhone
Kuch aisi ada ke saat
Aisa laga ke
Khuda ne rakhdiya apne dil pe haath

Bhool karke agar humse koi bhool hui ho
Bhul samjhkar bhuladena
Lekin bhulana sirf bhool ko
Galati se bhi humhena bhuladena

Seven secrets of success

What are the seven secrets of success? The answer is in your room...

1. Roof says: Aim high
2. Fan says: Be cool
3. Clock says: Every minute is precious
4. Mirror says: Reflect before you act
5. Window says: See the world
6. Calendar says: Be up to date
7. Door said: Push hard to achieve your goals

Tips to propose

Here are some tips to propose in case you need them:

1) Excuse me, do you have a band aid cuz i scrapped my knee when i fell in love with you...

2) How come you are not tired? You've been running through my mind all day...

3) Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again...

Friendship

Friendship doesn't happen with special people. People become special after becoming friends. So moral is u were not special, I made you special. It's okey, thank you ka zaroorat nahi hein...

7 Lessons

Seven lessons in life:

Learn to care, Learn to cry, Learn to Give, Learn to Share, Learn to Trust, and learn to SMS me daily.

Indian Cricket Team

Terrorists kidnapped Indian Cricket Team & is demanding 100 crores. If money not paid, they will fire all the players by petrol. Please donate.

I had already donated 5 ltrs. Wat r u doing? donate asap...

Arab

An ARAB is being interviewed at the US Checkpost.

Ur name?
Abdul Aziz

Sex?
6 times a week

I mean Male of Female?
Doesn't matter. Sometimes even camel.