When you are sad, I will dry your tears.
When you are scared, I will comfort your fears.
When you are worried, I will give you hope.
When you are confused, I will help you cope.
And when you are lost, And can't see the light,
I shall be your beacon Shining ever so bright.
This is my oath. I pledge till the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend.
Good Morning...
Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking your blood. Thanks.
NEW TELUGU MOVIE TITLES AND PUNCH LINES -------------------------------------------------------
1. BUNTY.....oka barregaadi love story
2.DOOLA THEERINDA...inka theerakapothe malla chudu
3.Chi..Chi.. idhi kuda love story ne
4.KAKAPOTHE...anni cinemalu varitey gaa vundavu
5.NEE VAYASU NAAKU THELUSU....nee 10th certificate chusa
6.NANNODILEYI..! akkada adhi waiting
7.NUVVU RAKAPOYINA PARWALEDU.....vacchi velagabettedenti..?
8.THATHAYYA...evvarimata vinapadadhu
9.AUNTY....Uuu..Enti?
10.ENDUKU? .....but y?
11.CHEPPALANI VUNDI....evaru vinadaniki leru
12.JEEVITHAM.....cinema kadu
13.CHEPPU THEGUDDI.....paravaledu nenu kuttista
14.NINNU CHUSAKA....kallu dobbayi
15.CHIRIGINDAYA CHANDRAM....chudaleka chastunnam
All input devices are like cats. They will ignore you at times just to remind you who is boss.
There is no such thing as -faster- systems. Whenever a new or faster system is installed, it will be loaded with software that was too much for the old system. The new system then becomes as slow as the old system.
The price always goes down after you purchase hardware.
Hardware becomes affordable just before it is obsolete.
Customers that know the least about the software make the most demands.
What works doesn't always sell, what sells doesn't always work.
The Internet is infested by acronym freaks. This rule will be known as TIIIBAF in the future.
Most Internet users make horrible economists. Internet users believe there is a free lunch.
End User: One born every minute.
Power user: Someone who's read the manual all the way through once.
Expansion slot: The computer didn't come with everything you needed.
Standard: Manufactured by the company that does the flashiest advertising.
Tutorial: A program that forces you to sit through lessons on every last obscure and little-used feature of an application while ignoring overall fundamental tricks that would make you far more productive.
Value-added: A lot more expensive.
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young programmer, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"
The programmer said, "In the neighborhood of $75,000 a year, depending on the benefit's package."
The HR Person said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5 weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company Corvette leased every 2 years?"
The programmer sat up straight and said, "Wow!!! Are you kidding?"
The HR Person replied, "Certainly, ...but you started it."
When a guy's printer type began to grow faint, he called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned.
Because the store charged $50 for such cleanings, he told him he might be better off reading the printer's manual and trying the job himself.
Pleasantly surprised by his candor, he asked, "Does your boss know that you discourage business?"
"Actually, it's my boss's idea," the employee replied sheepishly. "We usually make more money on repairs if we let people try to fix things themselves first."
Young Susie was having trouble with her computer so she called Wes, the computer guy, over to her desk.
Wes clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away Susie called after him, "So, what was wrong?"
And he replied, "It was an 'ID ten T' error."
A puzzled expression ran over Susie's face. " 'An ID ten T' error? What's that, in case I need to fix it again?"
He gave her a grin. "Haven't you ever seen an 'ID ten T' error before?"
Susie replied, "No."
"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out." . . . . . . . I D 1 0 T
