When you are sad, I will dry your tears.
When you are scared, I will comfort your fears.
When you are worried, I will give you hope.
When you are confused, I will help you cope.
And when you are lost, And can't see the light,
I shall be your beacon Shining ever so bright.
This is my oath. I pledge till the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend.
Good Morning...
Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking your blood. Thanks.
NEW TELUGU MOVIE TITLES AND PUNCH LINES -------------------------------------------------------
1. BUNTY.....oka barregaadi love story
2.DOOLA THEERINDA...inka theerakapothe malla chudu
3.Chi..Chi.. idhi kuda love story ne
4.KAKAPOTHE...anni cinemalu varitey gaa vundavu
5.NEE VAYASU NAAKU THELUSU....nee 10th certificate chusa
6.NANNODILEYI..! akkada adhi waiting
7.NUVVU RAKAPOYINA PARWALEDU.....vacchi velagabettedenti..?
8.THATHAYYA...evvarimata vinapadadhu
9.AUNTY....Uuu..Enti?
10.ENDUKU? .....but y?
11.CHEPPALANI VUNDI....evaru vinadaniki leru
12.JEEVITHAM.....cinema kadu
13.CHEPPU THEGUDDI.....paravaledu nenu kuttista
14.NINNU CHUSAKA....kallu dobbayi
15.CHIRIGINDAYA CHANDRAM....chudaleka chastunnam
All input devices are like cats. They will ignore you at times just to remind you who is boss.
There is no such thing as -faster- systems. Whenever a new or faster system is installed, it will be loaded with software that was too much for the old system. The new system then becomes as slow as the old system.
The price always goes down after you purchase hardware.
Hardware becomes affordable just before it is obsolete.
Customers that know the least about the software make the most demands.
What works doesn't always sell, what sells doesn't always work.
The Internet is infested by acronym freaks. This rule will be known as TIIIBAF in the future.
Most Internet users make horrible economists. Internet users believe there is a free lunch.
End User: One born every minute.
Power user: Someone who's read the manual all the way through once.
Expansion slot: The computer didn't come with everything you needed.
Standard: Manufactured by the company that does the flashiest advertising.
Tutorial: A program that forces you to sit through lessons on every last obscure and little-used feature of an application while ignoring overall fundamental tricks that would make you far more productive.
Value-added: A lot more expensive.
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young programmer, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"
The programmer said, "In the neighborhood of $75,000 a year, depending on the benefit's package."
The HR Person said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5 weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company Corvette leased every 2 years?"
The programmer sat up straight and said, "Wow!!! Are you kidding?"
The HR Person replied, "Certainly, ...but you started it."
When a guy's printer type began to grow faint, he called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned.
Because the store charged $50 for such cleanings, he told him he might be better off reading the printer's manual and trying the job himself.
Pleasantly surprised by his candor, he asked, "Does your boss know that you discourage business?"
"Actually, it's my boss's idea," the employee replied sheepishly. "We usually make more money on repairs if we let people try to fix things themselves first."
Young Susie was having trouble with her computer so she called Wes, the computer guy, over to her desk.
Wes clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away Susie called after him, "So, what was wrong?"
And he replied, "It was an 'ID ten T' error."
A puzzled expression ran over Susie's face. " 'An ID ten T' error? What's that, in case I need to fix it again?"
He gave her a grin. "Haven't you ever seen an 'ID ten T' error before?"
Susie replied, "No."
"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out." . . . . . . . I D 1 0 T
Are you a high scoring student..?
Bored of getting good marks...?
Try engineering
marks se no marks thak
fark dekhiye sirf
ek semester mein...!!
What is the difference between smart and lazy?? Guess??
Don't know? It's simple yaar, smart persons sends SMS, lazy persons keep reading them. Smart bano yaar!
Why world celebrating one day as Women's day?
Because not all days for women. Rest of the days, all are for men. So let's wish them happy International women's day.
Naam liya mera unhone
Kuch aisi ada ke saat
Aisa laga ke
Khuda ne rakhdiya apne dil pe haath
Bhool karke agar humse koi bhool hui ho
Bhul samjhkar bhuladena
Lekin bhulana sirf bhool ko
Galati se bhi humhena bhuladena
What are the seven secrets of success? The answer is in your room...
1. Roof says: Aim high
2. Fan says: Be cool
3. Clock says: Every minute is precious
4. Mirror says: Reflect before you act
5. Window says: See the world
6. Calendar says: Be up to date
7. Door said: Push hard to achieve your goals
Here are some tips to propose in case you need them:
1) Excuse me, do you have a band aid cuz i scrapped my knee when i fell in love with you...
2) How come you are not tired? You've been running through my mind all day...
3) Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again...
Friendship doesn't happen with special people. People become special after becoming friends. So moral is u were not special, I made you special. It's okey, thank you ka zaroorat nahi hein...
Seven lessons in life:
Learn to care, Learn to cry, Learn to Give, Learn to Share, Learn to Trust, and learn to SMS me daily.
Terrorists kidnapped Indian Cricket Team & is demanding 100 crores. If money not paid, they will fire all the players by petrol. Please donate.
I had already donated 5 ltrs. Wat r u doing? donate asap...
An ARAB is being interviewed at the US Checkpost.
Ur name?
Abdul Aziz
Sex?
6 times a week
I mean Male of Female?
Doesn't matter. Sometimes even camel.
If sweetness was time,
You'd be eternity;
If cuteness wasmoney,
You'd worth millions;
What if friendship was a crime?
You'd be sentenced for life time.
Aisa nahi ki apki yaad aati nahi,
Khata sirf itni hai ki hum batate nahi,
Dosti apki anmol hai hamareliye,
Samajhte ho aap isliye hum batate nahi.
Kya lekar aya tha?
Kya lekar jayega?
Mujhe SMS na karke zalim,
tu kitna chillar bachayega?
BUMPER OFFER!
Send me sms
&
win
10 lakh ki car
ka PHOTO,
29" TV
ka BOX,
Malaysia janewala plane
ko TATA karneka maoka
aur
mere sath DINNER
aapke Ghar me..!!
Welcome this new morning
with a bright smile on your face
with lots of love in your heart &
bright thoughts in your mind.
Have a wonderful day!
Life is at it's weakest when there's doubt more than trust.
But life itself is at it's strongest when we learn to trust each other in spite of the doubts.
I want to ask you one thing.
This is my long time question since I started talking to you.
Answer me sincerely...
U look like the monkey or monkey looks like you??
New beginning...
New hopes...
New plans...
New efforts...
I prey to god to give you success in every field you touch!!
Wishing you a happy and prosperous new year...
Iske pehale ki 2006 ast ho,
2006 ka calendar nasht ho,
aap khushi me mast ho,
mobile ka network vyast ho,
dua hain ki
aapkeliye 2007 ZABARDAST ho...
Network busy.. Number busy.. No Signal... Message not sent...
That's what you r gonna see tonight.. So wishing you a Happy New Year in advance...
Oh my dear,
Forget your fear,
Let your dreams be clear,
Never shed tear,
Please hear,
I wanna tell one thing in your ear,
Wish you a very happy new year!
Happy New Year!
I know it's bit early to wish, but I've got to wish lakhs of hot & smart friends. So I thought to finish off with uncles and aunties first...
If you ever find a better or sweeter person than me, go ahead, I won't stop you. But when that person leaves you, look behind and I'll still be there for you.
Be close to some one who makes you happy. But be closer with some one who can't be happy without you. It makes a lot of difference in life.
When you share yourself with others, life begins to find it's meaning. The time you touch the hearts of others is the moment you truly start living...
I will
Take
Bricks
&
Write
"I Miss U"
on
each
of
them
&
throw
them
on
your
head
to
make
you
understand
how
much
it
hurts
when
"I Miss U"
Friends like you are very problematic.
They stay in heart.. Pay no rent.. Don't vacate so easily... And when they go, leave the whole place broken.
We must be hurt to grow,
We must Fail to know,
We must loose to gain,
Because some lessons are best when learned through pain.
Yesterday is an experience.
Today is an experiment.
Tomorrow is an expectation.
Use your experience in today's experiment to reach your expectation.
A ship is safe at shore. But it is not what it is built for.
